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THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE (2004) (***1/2)

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS is the funniest cartoon to hit TV since REN & STIMPY. The yellow sponge’s first venture onto the big screen is also one of the purely funny films of 2004.

Sheldon J. Plankton (Mr. Lawrence) has enacted Plan Z – his last ditched attempted to rule the sea. He steals King Neptune’s (Jeffrey Tambor, TV’s THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW) crown and frames Mr. Krabs for it. Neptune wants to kill Mr. Krabs, but his daughter Mindy (Scarlett Johansson, LOST IN TRANSLATION) convinces him to allow SpongeBob and his friend Patrick Star (Bill Fagerbakke, TV’s COACH) to travel the dangerous road to Shell City to recover the crown.

SpongeBob and Patrick must struggle throughout the film to overcome the label of being immature kids. The gags fly as fast as the TV series and the humor retains its juvenile parody style. In style, the film references REN & STIMPY as well as SCOOBY-DOO. From the opening parody of action flick openings to the closing song, the film is cute when it pokes fun at conventions and clichés.

Headline News

Battlestar Galactica Finale Shocker Available Online

For those who might have missed it, SCIFI.COM has made the final moments of the shocking season 2 finale of BATTLESTAR GALACTICA available online. Viewers can go to www.scifi.com/battlestar to watch the video stream.

The BATTLESTAR GALACTICA area of SCIFI.COM is constantly being updated with fresh content that is getting lots of traffic, including:

* Podcasts of commentary on each episode by exec producers Ronald D. Moore and David Eick, which have received two million downloads to date

Software Headline News

REALVIZ Launches Stitcher 5.1

REALVIZ has made version 5.1 of its award-winning panorama software, Stitcher, immediately available. With version 5.1, Stitcher now also becomes available in German, in addition to English and French. The release of version 5.1 also accompanies the launch of a brand-new website (http://stitcher.realviz.com), dedicated to the REALVIZ stitching products, Stitcher & Stitcher Express.

Headline News

Baraka Delivers 3D Work For RAC Direct Insurance Campaign

Baraka Post Production recently completed the first two in a series of four high profile commercials for RAC Direct Insurance, directed by James Rouse of Outsider. The RAC commercials feature an accommodating character known as the Motor Quoter Man: a dedicated roaming insurance advisor who travels and streams around traffic providing quotations and RAC direct insurance advice using his powerful jet propelled boots to maneuver him.

Headline News

Eovia Announces Hexagon 2

Eovia Corp. has introduced Hexagon 2, a more comprehensive version of the popular 3D polygonal and subdivision modeler, which now includes a multitude of valuable features that allow 3D artists and illustrators to build, texture and preview detailed 3D models prior to rendering.

Game Headline News

4Kids, Microsoft Unveil Viva Piñata

By Joe Strike | Thursday, March 16, 2006 at 12:00am

On Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 4Kids Ent. unveiled the fruits of its partnership with Microsoft Game Studio at a New York City press event, an entertainment property called VIVA PIÑATA.

In the fall, PIÑATA will both as a debut as a 26-episode CGI series on 4Kids FOX TV Saturday morning block, and as an "immersive" Xbox 360 videogame. In 2007, after the property is an established entity, 4Kids plans to back up PIÑATA with an extensive licensing and merchandising campaign.

Music Headline News

Musifier Virtual Orchestra Streamlines Gaming Music

InterAmus Music Systems AB announces a new technology for compositional realtime music morphing at the Game Developers Conference, GDC 2006 in San Jose. This technology makes it possible to create computer games with music that seamlessly follows the story in the game, without knowing the gamers actions or the outcome of the game.

Headline News

Manitoba's Largest Anime Event Seeks New Mascot Design

Ai-Kon organizers are seeking a new design for Aiko, the Ai-Kon mascot, for use on the convention's 2006 promotional materials. A stylish, energetic anime girl with pink hair and blue eyes, Aiko appears on a variety of Ai-Kon promotional items, including t-shirts, posters, flyers, badges, programs and the Ai-Kon website (www.ai-kon.org).

Game Headline News

Russian Nival Interactive Opens U.S. Headquarters

In a first ever move for an Eastern European game company, Nival Interactive Inc. announced it has established its global headquarters in the U.S. and recruited an executive management team comprised of American videogame industry professionals, including Kevin Bachus, co-creator of Microsofts Xbox, as ceo. The changes are part of the companys plan to expand in the computer, video and mobile game markets by offering its partners superior products with global commercial appeal at a significantly lower production cost.

Shows Headline News

Toonami Broadens Appeal To Tweens, Adds Live-Action

In the U.K., Toonami has added live-action drama and comedy to its cartoon lineup to broaden the appeal of the channel.

Aimed at boys and girls 6 to 12 years old, Toonami is the first kids channel from Turner Broadcasting to include live-action series, which will be added to the channels popular cartoons including THE BATMAN, POKÉMON, JUSTICE LEAGUE, TEEN TITANS and STATIC SHOCK.

Headline News

Digital Musings From the Editor:

As we head into GDC this month and NAB in April, theres going to be a greater concentration on reviews of software upgrades. The question inevitably becomes: Are there enough improvements to warrant the cost? With Adobe After Effects 7, for example, Fred Galpern suggests that there are, including a new UI. Meanwhile, Alain Bielik unmasks the vfx for V FOR VENDETTA (opening Friday), supervised by Dan Glass (BATMAN BEGINS and THE MATRIX sequels), which escalated from 120 to 500 shots, with Cinesite acting as lead facility.

Bill DesowitzEditor

Television Headline News

AOL & Warner Bros. Launch First Broadband Television Network

AOL and Warner Bros. announced the launch of In2TV, the first broadband television network, on AOL.com. The network offers the largest collection of free on-demand TV shows on the Web, including full episodes of favorite Warner Bros. programs from the past 40 years, such as WELCOME BACK, KOTTER, CHICO & THE MAN, GROWING PAINS, KUNG FU, LOIS & CLARK, as well as animated series, along with interactive features and viral videos that enable audiences to experience and interact with television programming in a new way.

Film Headline News

VES, ACM SIGGRAPH Los Angeles to Explore Games and Film

The Visual Effects Society (VES) and the Los Angeles Professional Chapter of ACM SIGGRAPH are jointly sponsoring "Experiential Narrative in Games and Film," which will take on the issues of how to keep an audience engaged and participating. The event will take place March 25 at the Digital Cinema Laboratory at the Pacific Hollywood Theater, 6433 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood, California, 90028. The event begins at 10:00 am with a social hour followed by the panel discussion from 11:00 am to 1:00 pm.

Series Headline News

Marvel's Fantastic Four Finds U.S. Home on Cartoon Network for Fall 2006

Cartoon Network has bought exclusive U.S. television rights to Marvel Est.s all-new animated series based on the ever-popular Fantastic Four Super Hero franchise. Cartoon Network will debut 26 half hours of the FANTASTIC FOUR series in fall 2006.

Special Headline News

SCI FI Channel Unmasks V For Vendetta March 16

SCI FI Channel will give audiences a sneak peek behind the mask of mysterious freedom fighter 'V' in V FOR VENDETTA: BEHIND THE MASK, airing at 11:00 pm tonight, March 16, 2006. This exclusive 30-minute behind-the-scenes special takes an in-depth look at the Wachowski brother's dark and uncompromising vision of the future, V FOR VENDETTA, which opens in theaters Friday. There will be a special a special encore broadcast of the special March 17 at 8:30 am.

Blogs

INCIDENT AT LOCH NESS (2004) (***1/2)

This ingenious mockumentary plays things straight up to a certain point. Where truth and fiction mix is uncertain and who is in on the joke is uncertain as well. All the characters in the film play themselves or exaggerated/mocking versions of themselves.

The premise is that famed German director Werner Herzog, who deals with grand characters in both his fiction and documentary films, is setting out to make a new documentary about the myth of the Loch Ness monster. Zak Penn, the writer of X2 and LAST ACTION HERO, is the producer on the doc. He hires big time feature cinematographer Gabriel Beristain, who worked on films like BLADE II and THE RING TWO. As this film is being made, cinematographer John Bailey, whose credits include AS GOOD AS IT GETS and GROUNDHOG DAY, is making a documentary about Herzog.

Blogs

WHERE THE TRUTH LIES (2005) (***)

Director Atom Egoyan has never been shy to deal with sexual issues in his films such as EXOTICA, THE SWEET HEREAFTER and FELICIA’S JOURNEY and he has not changed here. WHERE THE TRUTH LIES plays on a low simmer for its whole running time borrowing tones from film noir.

Set in the 1970s, eager reporter Karen O’Connor (Alison Lohman, MATCHSTICK MEN) has landed a book deal to write the biography of famed comedian Vince Collins (Colin Firth, BRIDGET JONES’S DIARY). Collins was the straight man in a two-man team that featured Lanny Morris (Kevin Bacon, THE WOODSMAN). The two men were notorious party animals involving multiple women and drugs. However, one scandal has plagued their careers for decades. Maureen O’Flaherty (Rachel Blanchard, TV’s CLUELESS) was a waitress at one of their hotels who asked to interview the duo for her college newspaper. The next day she is found dead in a hotel bathtub in the performer’s next town.

Blogs

THE WEATHER MAN (2005) (***1/2)

This dark comedy on the plight of modern success is gutsy enough to follow a main character who has no clue how to attain his goals.

David Spritz (Nicolas Cage, MATCHSTICK MEN) is a well-known weather man on the local news in Chicago. His father Robert (Michael Caine, QUILLS) is a Pulitzer Prize winning author. The shadow David lives under is huge. David is estranged from his wife Noreen (Hope Davis, AMERICAN SPLENDOR), who he has a very hostel relationship with. His young daughter Shelly (Gemmenne de la Pena, ERIN BROCKOVICH) is quite over-weight and is being called names at school because of it. His son Mike (Nicholas Hoult, ABOUT A BOY) is just getting out of rehab and is developing an eerie relationship with his older counselor Don (TV’s ALLY MCBEAL). David’s attitude toward Noreen’s new boyfriend Russ (Michael Rispoli, TWO FAMILY HOUSE) doesn’t help his efforts to clean up his act either.

Blogs

THREE… EXTREMES (2005) (***1/2)

After watching this anthology of three short horror films from Asian masters, I realized that current American horror is dumb and wussy.

China’s Fruit Chan (FINALE IN BLOOD), Korea’s Chan-wook Park (OLDBOY) and Japan’s Takashi Miike (ICHI THE KILLER) direct one of the three segments of the film. Fruit Chan’s “Dumplings” follows aging TV star Ching (Miriam Yeung Chin Wah) as she goes to Mei (Ling Bai, THE CROW), whose dumplings are rumored to make the eater look years younger. Once we find out what the secret ingredient of the dumplings is we are appalled. But how far will Ching be able to go to look younger?

Chan-wook Park’s “Cut” has a famous film director (Byung-hun Lee, 3-IRON) kidnapped from his home and tied up to a huge elastic band on his film set along with his musician wife (Hye-jeong Kang, OLDBOY), who is elaborately strung up by piano wires. His kidnapper (Won-hie Lim, NO BLOOD NO TEARS) is someone from the director’s past with motivations that are not as we would expect. He challenges the director to reveal deep secrets to save his wife from torture — torture that Holly Hunter would sympathize with. How this episode turns out will have you talking more than how it got there.

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THE HOWLING (1981) (**1/2)

Arriving in theaters the same year as John Landis’ AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON, THE HOWLING starts interestingly and ends strong, but lacks a compelling middle to raise it to the next level.

Karen White (Dee Wallace, E.T.) is a TV news reporter who has been contacted by a serial killer prowling the streets of her city. While wired, she agrees to meet with the killer thus leading police to him. But the set-up goes a bit wrong and she is traumatized by visions she can’t quite remember. Famed therapist Dr. George Waggner (Patrick Macnee, THIS IS SPINAL TAP) advises Karen to go to his retreat in the woods to “recharge her batteries.”

But when Karen and her husband Bill (Christopher Stone, CUJO) arrive at the retreat they find the other guests quite strange, especially the seductive Marsha (Elisabeth Brooks, TV’s DAYS OF OUR LIVES). In the meantime, reporters Chris Halloran (Dennis Dugan, PARENTHOOD) and Terry Fisher (Belinda Balaski, SMALL SOLDIERS) investigate the strange life of the serial killer Eddie Quist (Robert Picardo, GREMLINS II: THE NEW BATCH), which points to him being a werewolf.

Blogs

SAW II (2005) (**1/2)

I’m happy to report that the SAW films are getting better, but they’re not good enough to outright recommend. By episode V, we might have a four-star horror film.

The set-up is nice — Jigsaw (Tobin Bell, THE QUICK AND THE DEAD) is a killer who kidnaps people and sets them about gory challenges in an effort to make them realize their sins. Eric Mathews (Donnie Wahlberg, DIAMOND MEN) is a hot-tempered cop who will do anything to get his man. His relationship with his son Daniel (Erik Knudsen, THE PRIZE WINNER OF DEFIANCE, OHIO), who gets in trouble with the law from time to time, is strained. Then his worst nightmare comes true — Jigsaw kidnaps his son and places him in a sealed off house with a group of people given tasks to carry out in search of an antidote to the poison gas that is filling the rooms.

Blogs

DUCK SOUP (1933) (****)

If you’ve read any of my other reviews of other Marx Brothers films then you’ll know that I’m not the biggest fan, but DUCK SOUP fulfills the promise of greatness that is only hinted at in the comedians’ other work. Anarchy is the norm in Marx Brothers pictures and here it is used to brilliance. It’s all about the context.

Freedonia is a bankrupt country that will go under unless it receives $20 million from Mrs. Gloria Teasdale (Margaret Dumont, A NIGHT AT THE OPERA), whose only stipulation to the donation is that her political guru Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx) is made the leader of the country. However, Firefly is a shyster and has no idea how to run the country. In the country of Sylvania, Ambassador Trentino (Louis Calhern, BLACKBOARD JUNGLE) hires Pinky (Harpo Marx) and Chicolini (Chico Marx) to spy on Firefly, ending up with Chicolini hiding out as a peanut vendor and rising to the post of Freedonia’s Secretary of War.

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