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Looney Tunes, Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, South Park, whatever

time to laugh :D

Xaiolin Showdown:

Raimundo:'Let's Blow this tacko stand!'

Omi:'They sell tackos here?' :D :D :D

i love that part.i also love the first episode where omi is playing a video game and he thinks there is a little person in there, and raimundo walks over and
turns it off and omi is like, "NOOOOOO!!! MY FRIEND HAS BEEN TAKEN BY THE DARK FORCES OF EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: !
and then kimiko says, he just turnedit off. and she turns it back on,
and omi says, "i have learned to honor the off switch"

FAMILY GUY

Quagmire: Fat chicks need love too...they just have to PAY!

Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?
Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible.
Peter: Wrong, the ugly one!

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Stewie: You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that.

The Fellas At The Freakin' FCC Song
Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this
Brian: They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a p*ss
Stewie: And they’ll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: It’s the plain situation!
There's no negiotiation!
Peter: With the fellows at the freakin FCC!

Brian: They’re as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups…
Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Stewie: Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Take a tip, take a lesson!
You’ll never win by messin’
Peter: With the fellas at the freakin’ FCC

And if you find yourself with some you sexy thing
You’re gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
Cause you can’t say penis!

So they sent this little warning they’re prepared to do the worst
Brian: And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be co-erced
Stewie: I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first!

Peter, Brian, & Stewie: They may just be neurotic
Or possible psychotic
They’re the fellas at the freakin FCC!

lol!!!:) :p :D

Hair-Raising Hare

My, I'll bet you monsters lead interesting lives.
I said to my girlfriend just the other day, "Gee, I'll bet monsters are interesting," I said.
The places you must go and the things you must see. My stars!
And I'll bet you meet a lot of interesting people too.
I'm always interested in meeting interesting people.

Hillbilly Hare

"Promenade across the floor. Sasche right on out the door. Out the door and into the glade and everybody pronimade.

Step right up you're doing fine. I'll pull your beard you'll pull mine. Yank it again like you did before. Break it up with a tug of war.

Now into the brook and fish for the trout. Dive right in and splash about. Trout! Trout! Pretty little trout! One more splash and come right out.

Shake like a hound-dog. Shake again. Wallow around in the old pig pen. Wallow some more. Y'all know how. Roll around like an old fat sow. Alamand left with your right hand. Follow through with a great left band. Now lead your partner the dirty old thing. Follow through with an elbow swing. Grab a fence post. Hold it tight. Womp your partner with all your might. Hit him in the shin. Hit him in the head. Hit him again. The critter aint dead. Womp him low and womp him high. Stick your finger in his eye. Pretty little ring. Pretty little sound. Bang your heads against the ground.

Promenade all around the room. Promenade like a bride and groom. Open up the door and step right in. Close the door and into a spin. Whirl! Whirl! Twist and twirl! Jump all around like a flying squirrel. Now don't you fuss and don't you swear. Just come right out and form a square.

Now right hand over and left hand under. Both join hands and run like thunder. Over the hill and over the dale. Duck your head and lift your tail.

Don't you stray and don't you roam. Turn to your partner. Promenade home. Corn in the cornfield. Wheat in the sack. Turn to your partner. Promenade back.

And now you're home. Bow to your partner. Bow to the gent across the hall.

And that is all!"

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Family Guy


[The Griffin family is searching for food during a nuclear holocaust.]
OLD MAN: We got plenty of room here and all the fresh apples you can eat.
LOIS GRIFFIN: Oh, Peter! We found a new home!
PETER GRIFFIN: What are you talking about? We're going to Natick!
MEG GRIFFIN: For what? A Twinkee factory that might not even exist anymore?
BRIAN: She's right. Besides, this place is paradise.
OLD MAN: Sure is, except for Randy Newman.
PETER GRIFFIN: Randy Newman?
OLD MAN: Yep, just sits there all night and day singing about what he sees.
RANDY NEWMAN: [Playing piano]
Fat man with his kids and dog
drove in through the morning fog
Hey there, Rover, come on over
LOIS GRIFFIN: Well, it's nice to have music while we eat.
RANDY NEWMAN: [Playing piano]
Red-headed lady, reaching for an apple
Gonna take a bite, nope, nope
She's gonna breathe on it first
wipes it on her blouse
She takes a bite, chews it once
twice, three times, four times, stops
Saliva workin', takes a long hard look at Randy

Five times, fat old husband walking over
LOIS GRIFFIN: Let's get the hell out of here.
RANDY NEWMAN: Yeah, they're walking down the road
Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, left- [gets socked in the head with Lois's thrown apple]

listen: http://familyguy.armygrade.com/media/Song/Family_Guy_-_Randy_Newman.mp3

Haredevil_hare, that is one of my favorite cartoons. Warner Bros has so many classic scenes and lines.

I always love the line from Rocky (Rocky and Mugsy WB) " Shut Up, Shuttin' Up"

Xaiolin Show

Xaiolin Showdown:

Raimundo:'Let's Blow this tacko stand!'

Omi:'They sell tackos here?' :D :D :D

He who seeks the truth, must first empty his heart of a false pursuit.

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The Simpsons

Selma: I can't believe aunt Galdis is gone. Her legend will live on.
Homer (thinking to himslef): Yea, the legend of the dog-faced woman.
Homer (out loud): Legend of the dog-faced woman, that's pricless.
Marge: Homer!:D

Homer sets up a snare trap
Bart: What are we going, hang ourselves?

Family Guy

Brian: Who'd have thought wellfare fraud would be one of her buttons.

Peter: It's no good Brian, all I could find on such short notice was that big ass pinata.
Brian: Ugh, I sure hope candy comes out of that.

And now a little introduction. My name is Andrew and I'm a print journalist for the Army. I'm currently in Germany having just retunred from a deployment to Iraq. I love animation and comic books and hope someday to bring my show "Imports" to television.

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Man, I could do this all day.

FAMILY GUY

Peter: Everybody I've got bad news. We've been cancelled.
Lois: Oh no Peter! How could they do that?
Peter: Well unfortuantely Lois, there's just no more room on the schedule. We just gotta accept the fact that FOX has to make room for terrific shows like Dark Angel, Titus, Undeclared, Action, That 80's Show, Wonder Falls, Fast Lane, Andy Richter Controls The Universe, Skin, Girl's Club, Cracking Up, The Pitts, Firefly, Get Real, Freaky Links, Wanda At Large, Costello, The Lone Gunman, A Minute with Stan Hooper, Normal Ohio, Pasadena, Harsh Realm, Keen Eddy, The Street, American Embassy, Cedric The Entertainer, The Tick, Louie, And Greg The Bunny....
Lois: Is there no hope?
Peter: Well I suppose if ALL those shows go down the tubes we might have a shot.

Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.

Lois: I'm gonna go get some oranges Stewie. Here, hold the rest of these bags for mommy."
Stewie: Oh, what brilliant parenting Lois. Leave a tiny infant with a plastic bag. You know I might asphyxiate myself just to teach you a lesson. Here I go. Just like that boy from INXS..(Stewie tries to put bag over top of his head.)
Stewie: I'm going to do it! (Tries to put bag over left side of his head then climbs into it and tries pulling it over his head.)
Stewie: BLAST! Good Lord Lois, either I was a c-section, or you're Wonder Woman!

Brian: You're drunk.
Stewie: You're sexy.

Brian: I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection.

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FAMILY GUY

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

Chris: Hey little dude, how about some ice cream?
Stewie: Yes I could go for a frozen treat right about now. But no sprinkles. And for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.

Stewie: I'm the dog. I'm well read and have a diverse stock portfolio. But I'm not above eating grass clippings and regurgitating them on the rug.
Brian: I'm a pompous little antichrist who will abandon my plans for world domination when I grow up and wind up settling with a rough trick named Jim.

Stewie: Easy! Massage the scalp. You're washing a baby's hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk.

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The Simpsons

Good evening, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true, and by "true" I mean "false." It's all lies, but they're entertaining lies; and in the end isn't that the truth? The answer is "no."

Batman Animated Series, season 1 '92

Poison Ivy episode

Batman is poisoned and is lying on the ground, nearly engulfed in flames, holding Poison Ivy's rare rose. Poison ivy is standing above him, antidote in hand.

Batman: "The bottle for the weed."

--I find it funny and jaw dropping. How'd they slip that by?

Rocky the Flying Squirrel comes up with a plan to help some small western town.

Sherrif: Rocky, you're right as rain.

Bullwinkle: And twice as wet.

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i'll have to agree with harvey.. hearing daffy say "still lurking about" always cracks me up.

i always liked skinner's line in the episode where bart ditches school. as he is on bart's trail, he finds some chewed gum on the floor and says "doublemint... trying to double your fun, aye bart?" haha, it's so cheesy, but so hilarious!

and some of my favorite lines from homer..

Homer: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down."

Homer: How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. *Makes sound effects and laughs.* Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.

Homer: Bad bees. Get away from my sugar. Ow. OW. Oh, they're defending themselves somehow.

Homer: When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie -- Police Academy.

Family Guy

LOIS: How are we going to find them?
BRIAN: Don't worry, Lois. I'm good at finding people. I was the one who found Bush after Hurricane Katrina.
[flashback scene: Crawford, Texas]
BRIAN: [standing below treehouse] Uh, Mr. President, are you up there?
BUSH: [peeking his head out] Go away!
BRIAN: Sir, there's a disaster in New Orleans.
BUSH: I'm readin' Superfudge.
BRIAN: You've gotta come down and deal with this.
BUSH: [sheepishly] Don't make me do stuff.

watch: http://movies.crooksandliars.com/FamilyGuy-brian-finds-bush.mov http://www.devilducky.com/media/38979/

Stimpy's Invention

Hello, boys and girls.
This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats.
This is a song about a whale.
No, this is a song about being happy.
That's right.
It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song.

[chorus] Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy [etc]

I don't think you're happy enough.
That's right.
I'll teach you to be happy.
I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs.
Now, boys and girls, let's try it again.

[chorus]

If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars.
The little critters of nature, they don't know that they're ugly.
That's very funny: a fly marrying a bumblebee.
I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me!
WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME?

[chorus]

listen: http://www.bitstorm.org/happyjoy/happy.ram http://ourworld.cs.com/SBunker2/happyjoy.wav

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BUSH: [sheepishly] Don't make me do stuff.

lolol

man, one of my fav family guy quotes. we still toss it around the house when we don't want to do dishes or something.

another personal fav:
[cartoon Knights are being chased by the animated Beast of Aaaaauuuugggggghhh]
Narrator: And as the Black Beast lurched forward, escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless, when suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack!
[cut to the animator shown cringing]
Animator: Ughck!
[falls backwards in his chair]
Narrator: [back to the cartoon] The cartoon peril was no more.
[Beast of Aaaaauuuugggggghhh disappears]
Narrator: The quest for the Holy Grail could continue.

Hello, boys and girls.
This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats.
This is a song about a whale.
No, this is a song about being happy.
That's right.
It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song...

Lol! I heard that song on NPR once. Drove me nuts.

Looney Tunes

Yosemite Sam - walks in saloon:
Anyone O' ya lily livered, yellowbelly, polecats wanna slap iron with me.
I'ma warnin ya! I'm da hooteness, tooteness, shootness, lowdown ruffinness, he-man stuffiness, of the north, east, south, aaaand west of da Pecos. UMMA -

Bugs: EEEEH Shuddup!

Yosemite: SHUDDUP???!!!

Yosemite Sam still cracks me up. I used to work with a guy who looked and sounded just like him. He couldn't understand why I used to have a smirk on my face everytime he got fired up. All could see was Sam, LOL.

Yosemite Sam in High Diving Hare:

"Notice I didn't say "Richard"?

That was funny for years before I learned the reference.

btw, that cartoon's name is Wild and Wooly Hare (by Friz Freleng c. 1959).

Another great speech by Sam is in Hare Trimmed (by Frz Freleng c. 1953). "When I get my hands on that money, I'll buy the old ladies home and kick the old ladies out. Then I'll have the orphanage torn down and get rid of the police department. MUA HA HA HA HA HA!!" (He reprised this speech in Honey's Money (c. 1962).

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Xaiolin Showdown:

Raimundo:'Let's Blow this tacko stand!'

Omi:'They sell tackos here?' :D :D :D

i love that episode!:D

There's no way I could write this in text and do it justice, but I love the sound Sideshow Bob makes whenever he gets hit in the face with a rake. I could listen to it all day really. Hey, y'kow what? That would make an excellent ringtone. :)

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Rather than quote something, I'll post a link to a funny little remake of Raging Bull. :D

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daffy duck is held by the throat by a huge cowboy and says: "You're hurting me."

Some character: "Isn't he cute?"
Daffy: "yeah, as cute as a stomach pump." I use this one all the time.

Some character: "Isn't he cute?"
Daffy: "Yeah, cute like a stomach pump!" I use this one all the time.

I remember when they used to air that line as part of the teaser clips advertising the block of Looney Tunes/Merry Melodies program on early-90s-era Nickelodeon!

Simpsons


HOMER: Bart! How many times have I told you not to bite your sis- ... wait a minute, you are a vampire!
GRAMPA: [runs in with a stake and hammer] Quick, we have to kill the boy!
MARGE: How'd you know he's a vampire?
GRAMPA: He's a vampire? Aaaaah! [runs away]

listen: http://www.witzels.org/sounds/VAMPIRE.AU

This is the last link I'll post on the quote thread, I swear.

http://www.wimp.com/disney/

But if you haven't seen this... I think you have to. Hilarious.

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1. CartoonChaos, I love you for that.
2. This one line had me laughing for minutes, nonstop. In the first Popeye cartoon, Olive Oyl is (surprise!) snatched-up by Bluto. When he grabs her, Bluto growls, "MARRY ME!" And it's just so absurd, and the line delivered so grumbly - it's hilarious. :D

TV Funhouse

[ Open on Charlie Brown mulling over his decrepit bare-branched Christmas tree, to the sounds of soft Christmas music. ]
CHARLIE BROWN: Ugh! Everything I touch gets ruined!
[ With head hung low, Charle Brown sullenly walks away from his tree. The gang walks into the scene. ]
LINUS: [COLOR=dimgray][ holds the branch up high ] I never thought it was such a bad little tree. Maybe it just needs a little love.
[ Linus and company crowd around the tree, wave their arms about, and suddenly the tree is lush and decorated. Music stops, as the group stares at the once-puny tree. ]
SCHROEDER: What did we just do?
VIOLET: All I did was wave my arms around.
LUCY: Wait a minute. Over here.
[ The gang crowds around a broken-down abandoned car, wave their arms about, and back away to reveal a Porsche decorated with Christmas lights. ]
KID: Wow.
SALLY: We possess an awesome power!

watch: http://www.devilducky.com/media/35924/
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The Flintstones:
[Fred and Barney are taking dance lessons]
Cute female instructor:
Are you men married?
Barney:
Nah. We're just friends.

Drip along Daffy:
"I would like....I would like a trip to Europe!"
(ya hafta see it)

Bullwinkle:
Narrator:
1)"Will Bullwinkle be able to extricate himself?"
Bullwinkle:
"I will just as soon as I get these ropes off."

2)Rocky:
He has an A Bomb! Do you know what an A Bomb is?
Bullwinkle:
Sure. This show is a bomb.

Various WB cartoons:
"I know this defies the law of gravity, but fortunately I've never studied law."*

*-major paraphrasing probably

Yay

:D Yay, let's have fun, Xaiolin Showdown, Spongebob Squarepants, Invader Zim, Teen Titans (ow man:o it's leaving) Family man..........it goes on,YAY...let's burn Donald Trump's wig:D .....Yay!

He who seeks the truth, must first empty his heart of a false pursuit.

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Mr Burns

Whoa, slow down there Maestro, there's a New Mexico?

Haredevil Hare

[I]Crumbly Crunchies are the best
Look delicious on your vest
Serve them to unwanted guests
Stuff the mattress with the rest[/I]

Futurama

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: But what about your superintelligence?
Gunther the Monkey: When I had that there was too much pressure to use it. All I want out of life is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit. That's why I've decided to transfer to Business School.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Leela: Someone should teach you a lesson.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Well, if it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?
Kif Kroker: Ugh... "Sexlexia".

[Bender and Fry in Benders apartment]
Bender: [while sleeping] Kill all humans, kill all humans, must kill all hu...
Fry: [shakes him] Bender wake up.
Bender: I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it.
Fry: Listen, Bender, uh... where's your bathroom?
Bender: Bath-what?
Fry: Bathroom.
Bender: What room?
Fry: Bathroom.
Bender: What what?
Fry: Aaah, never mind.
[Bender shuts himself down to sleep, Fry lies on the floor]
Bender: [while sleeping] Hey, sexy mama... Wanna kill all humans?

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Bullwimkle: Twenty dollars?!? That's antihistamine money!
Rocky: Antihistamine money?
Bullwinkle: Yes. It's not to be sneezed at. Get it? Not to be sneezed at?
Rocky: I get it.
Bullwinkle: Thousands won't.

The dumb joke was funny enough, but the extra effort makes it.

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FAMILY GUY

Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.

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Stewie (his voice getting progressively higher): Oh I know it hurts now Brian, but look at the bright side: you have some new material for that novel you've been writing. You know...the novel you've been workin' on? You know the the one, uh, you've been workin on for three years? You know the novel. Got somethin' new to write about now. You know? Maybe a, maybe a main character gets into a relationship and suffers a little heartbreak? Somethin' like what... what you've just been through? Draw from real life experience? Little, little heartbreak? You know? Work it into the story? Make the characters a little more three dimensional? Little, uh, richer experience for the reader? Make those second hundred pages really keep the reader guessing what's going to happen? Some twists and turns? A little epilogue? Everybody learns that the hero's journey isn't always a happy one? (Voice returns to normal.) Oh, I look forward to reading it.

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From Stupor Duck (by Robert McKimson c. 1956)

Stupor Duck (aka Daffy) sees a building falling down so he flies underneath it and props it back up. Unfortunately, the building was condemned and was being torn down a by a demolition crew. One of the workers walks over to Daffy and punches him right in the face. Daffy: "And the lights went out all over the world."

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Rabbit Seasoning

"Pronoun trouble!"

It's not "He doesn't have to shoot you now."
It's "He doesn't have to shoot me now."
Well, I say he does have to shoot me now!
[b] SO SHOOT ME NOW!

[color=Black]from the same short:
[/b][/color] [Hiding in Bugs' burrow]
BUGS: Go and take a peak up an' see if he's still around
DAFFY: Right-O!
[Daffy looks out the hole, gunshot heard; Daffy comes back down]
BUGS: Is he still there?
DAFFY: [face shot up; dazed] Still lurking about!
BUGS: I know! You go up an' act as a decoy an' lure 'im away.
DAFFY: No more for me, thanks! I'm drivin'! [collapses]


"I would just love a duck dinner."

Another Family Guy:
"Let's drink till we can't feel feelings any more."

Best Thread yet.

From Stupor Duck (by Robert McKimson c. 1956)

Stupor Duck (aka Daffy) sees a building falling down so he flies underneath it and props it back up. Unfortunately, the building was condemned and was being torn down a by a demolition crew. One of the workers walks over to Daffy and punches him right in the face. Daffy: "And the lights went out all over the world."

I think there's a ton of Duck Dodgers humor that is unsung material, both the old shorts and even to some extent the new series.

"Pronoun trouble!"

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FAMILY GUY

Quagmire: Fat chicks need love too...they just have to PAY!

Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?
Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible.
Peter: Wrong, the ugly one!

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Stewie: You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that.

The Fellas At The Freakin' FCC Song
Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this
Brian: They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a p*ss
Stewie: And they’ll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: It’s the plain situation!
There's no negiotiation!
Peter: With the fellows at the freakin FCC!

Brian: They’re as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups…
Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Stewie: Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Take a tip, take a lesson!
You’ll never win by messin’
Peter: With the fellas at the freakin’ FCC

And if you find yourself with some you sexy thing
You’re gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
Cause you can’t say penis!

So they sent this little warning they’re prepared to do the worst
Brian: And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be co-erced
Stewie: I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first!

Peter, Brian, & Stewie: They may just be neurotic
Or possible psychotic
They’re the fellas at the freakin FCC!

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I thought I'd ressurect this thread in honor of the writer's strike.

Hey new guys, add some of your own!

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It's not animation, but here's a funny link.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=V9rzMaAucI4

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Family Guy

PETER GRIFFIN: Kids, your mother and I have decided that we're gonna help you two get out in the dating world.
LOIS GRIFFIN: That's right. Chris, I'm gonna show you how to be an affable, desirable young man who doesn't smell like the inside of a wool hat.
CHRIS GRIFFIN: Why you gotta break balls?
PETER GRIFFIN: And Meg when I get through with you, you're gonna be beating guys off with both hands.

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