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The Old Man and The Sea: A Plagiarism (not the film)
This is Pascal Blais' favourite cartoon. It's Bernard Lajoie's 2nd favourite toon. It's Martine Chartrand's 3rd favourite toon. It's Sofi Valliant's 4th favourite toon. It's Alexander Petrov's 5th favourite toon. It's Sayoko Kinoshita's 6th favourite toon. It's Mariel Hemingway's 7th favourite toon. It's Anthony Quinn's 8th favourite toon. It's Gordon Pinsent's 9th favourite toon. It's Normand Roger's 10th favourite toon. It's the guy who runs Annecy's 11th favourite toon. It's the woman/man he's fuggin's 12th favourite toon. It would have been John Denver's 13th favourite toon. It was the woman who did South Park but died's 14th favourite toon. It's Leonard Maltin's 15th favourite toon. It's Jean-Guy, my barber's 16th favourite toon. It's Paul Reuben's 17th favourite toon. It's Elizabeth Taylor's 18th favourite toon. It's EVERYONE who's fucked Elizabeth Taylor's 19th favourite toon. It's Tom Knott's 20th favourite toon. It's Jacques Parizeau's 21st favourite toon (doesn't like immigrants or women). It's Stumpy Bouchard's 22nd favourite toon ('cause Jack told him so). It's Mr. T's 23rd favourite toon. It's Quebec's 24th favourite toon. It's Patrick Roy's 25th favourite toon. It's the inventor of Kleenex's 26th favourite toon. It's "We're gonna need a bigger boat's," 27th favourite toon. It's June Foray's 28th favourite toon. It's George Jones' 29th favourite toon. It's Nick Tosches' 30th favourite toon. It's the guy who drove Di to her death's 31st favourite toon. It's the old man's 32nd favourite toon. It's Jesus Christ's 33rd favourite toon. It's his friend's 34th favourite toon. It's David Cross' 35th favourite toon. It's the guy he works with's 36th favourite toon. It's my dog's 37th favourite toon. It's "Lola's" 38th favourite toon. It's "Koko's" 39th favourite toon. It's my bitch's (other dog) 40th favourite toon. It's Xena's 41st favourite toon. It's Very Duffy's 42nd favourite toon. It's Michael Caine's 43rd favourite toon. It's Terry Sawchuck's 44th favourite toon. It's Pete Townshend's 45th favourite toon. It's June Christy's 46th favourite toon. It's Hot Tuna's 47th favourite toon. It's Emmet Miller's 48th favourite toon. It's ASIFA's 49th favourite toon. It's ASIFA-Canada's 50th favourite toon ('cause Ocelot told 'em so). It's Kirikou's 51st favourite toon. It's that little Cuban kid's 52nd favourite toon. It's his uncle's 53rd favourite toon. It's his dad's 54th favourite toon. It's the soldier who held the gun's 55th favourite toon. It's some Japanese corporation's 56th favourite toon. It's IMAX's 57th favourite toon. It's my ass' 58th favourite toon. It's Andy Griffith's 59th favourite toon (he was hoping to star). It's Wolverine's 60th favourite toon. It's Laura Dern's 61st favourite toon. It's Deion Sanders' 62nd favourite toon. It's Pinball Clemon's 63rd favourite toon. It's Pinball Wizard's 64th favourite toon. It's some fugger at Disney's 65th favourite toon. It's my mom's 66th favourite toon. It's whomever my dad is' 67th favourite toon. It's Richard Meltzer's 68th favourite toon. It's my 69th favourite toon.

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Sandra Gibson, RISD grad. Her film Edgeways has been rockin' the festival circuit.

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Chris Robinson is a writer, festival director, programmer, junky and doesn't give a shit about you. His hobbies include horseback riding, pudpulling, canoeing and goat thumping.