Hey kids! Play the Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Drinking Game!
It’s easy! It’s fun! You’ll get boozed out of your mind! Here’s how to play…
1) Every time someone refers to how old Indy looks, have a drink;
This alone will get you off to a smashing – and smashed – start. Shia LaBeouf delivers the best line here: “what are you, 80 or something?” Interestingly, Ford looks in pretty good shape in the action sequences, but noticeably older – wrinkled and white-haired – when he’s teaching his classes.
2) Every time Spielberg references a movie, have a drink;
Shia as Marlon Brando in The Wild Ones is a total gimme, The Atomic Café a bit harder to pick up on, but the bad guys’ car not quite outracing an A-bomb blast comes from an obscure favorite of mine: 1953’s Split Second, directed by Dick Powell.
3) Every time Spielberg references one of his own movies, have two drinks;