Also from the ex-RISD contingent are Krause’ Estonian homage, Mr. Smile and Mike Overbeck’s sexy stream of consciousness piece, Tongues and Taxis. Among the other newcomers is PES, whose furniture porn, Roof Sex, has been ting-a-ling-ling-linging the festival circuit over the last two years, Budovsky with his toe-tapping, hip-shaking, Reiniger-meets-Flash music videos, Terminally Ambivalent Over You and Bathtime in Clerkenwell, and Patrick Smith WHOSE FILMS (Delivery and Drink) I CANT FUGGING SEE ON MY DYSFUNCTIONAL DVD PREVIEW COPY!

Then there are the vets. Before Dilworth became a big superstar of Subway (eat fresh) merchandizing, he made the Avery inspired short, Dirdy Birdy about a bird who finds his/her amorous advances violently rejected by a frigid cat. Schnall checks in with something, but since my preview DVD ain’t working, I can’t really tell you much and the DVD co-creator, Baumane is represented by her sinful expressions of female sexuality, Five Fucking Fables (or Five F**king Fables as it’s called on the DVD jacket. Hmm… why? We all KNOW what the word is? And why are the “u” and “c” always picked on? Why not “*uc*ing” or “fuc**g” or even “f*ck*ng” or how about “fuck***”?) and Love Story.

Then come the pre-geezers, Plympton and Griffin. Griffin is represented by two films that are fine, OK, and all that, but they don’t do justice to his big smarts. Problem is the earlier stuff is a bit longer I guess. Still, while I’m not a big fan of New Fangled (easy target, mate), Little Routine, with echoes of another New York clan, the Hubleys, is a dandy little piece about family (and animation) roots. Plympton’s contributions are the old gems, One of Those Days and How to Make Love to a Woman.

But wait, there’s more to it than films. The DVD jacket tells me that there are bonus materials. I did manage to see Griffin’s storyboard/flipbook for Little Routine, and apparently there are pencil tests for Patrick Smith’s work, commentary by John Schnall on Goodnight Norma, Goodnight Milton… and yippee dickie-doo, Baumane’s set of Dirty Cards — sadly, I was unable to open that sassy little link.

Patrick Smith’s short Delivery appears in the collection. © 2003 Patrick Smith.

Now I could beef about the choice of animators. Everyone here deserves the nod, but where is Jane Aaron, Debby Solomon, Buzzco, Savage Steve-o Dovas or Mo Willems? And Krause, Overbeck and Schmal’s contributions were all made at the Rhode Island School of Design, not New York.

“I thought we'd be attacked for that and we are,” admits Baumane. “But this is only VOLUME 1, We need to save other names and films for Volumes 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, etc. The plan for this volume was to mix the mature names like Bill's and George's and Dilworth's with young animators.”

It’s also important to mention that each participant had to fork over $500 toward the projects. A few animators were reluctant to do so and dropped out of the project. “You’d be surprised, says Smith, “how many well known animators didn’t express any interest when we were all getting together and making this DVD. Maybe they didn’t take us seriously, or maybe they though we were just talking.”

“About the RISD guys,” adds Smith, “this DVD is a crosssection of best NYC animators, and the guys from RISD have made the commitment to live and work in NYC, and are very much a part of today’s NYC animation scene. Furthermore, their films rock.”

“Those ex-RISD guys,” adds Baumane, “live in NYC and are an active part of the community here. Should I have killed them?”

Hey, hey… OK, OK … everybody just calm down. No one needs to get hurt. I was just trying to ask some questions so I didn’t appear biased (for the record, I have NOT exchanged saliva with ANYone on this DVD). Jeepers.

For those many folks who’ve been hungry for meaty festival worthy indie stuff, this is it chums. So get up and buy this juicy little collection that’ll show ya just why animation need not be the domain of slobber jockeys, trophy wives and man-boys.

Square Footage Films Presents… Avoid Eye Contact: Best of NYC Independent Animation, Volume 1. DVD. Not rated: material intended for a mature audience. $25. Available at www.squarefootage.com.

Chris Robinson is the artistic director of the Ottawa International Animation Festival. He is also the editor of the semi-annual ASIFA Magazine. His book Between Genius and Utter Illiteracy: A Story of Estonian Animation was published in May 2003. His writings have appeared in numerous magazines and journals around the world. During the same year, he finished a manuscript called Stole This From a Hockey Card: A Philosophy of Doug Harvey, Hockey, Childhood and Booze. He is currently writing a short history of the Ottawa Senators hockey team for Canada's Altitude Publishing.