The Animation Pimp: Is There a Faggot in the House?
In 1997, Kelly and I were in Vegas (we got married there). During our stay we popped into the Liberace museum. It was kitsch paradise. For whatever reason, I remember these two old birds going on about what a loving son he was and all that. Liberace always had this big old lady following. Funny thing is that if you confronted most of these gals about homosexuality Im sure 88% of them would be against it. Yet for decades they loved and fed and supported Liberace (who they must have known liked penises). Same goes with Rosie ODonnell or Ellen DeGeneres. Ellens eponymous sitcom causes all this controversy after she comes out as a lesbian. What was her punishment? She gets herself an afternoon chat show. Daytime TV, Id think, would be ripe with anti-gay old ladies and pseudo-liberal trophy wives. Yet both Rosie and Ellens shows were/are getting solid ratings. Of course, their sexuality (not that I watched the shows) wasnt exactly trotted out. Then weve got shows like Will and Grace, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Queer as Folk and The L Word (okay... come on now
how much of their audience is comprised of straight guys like me looking to see some steamy lipstick lesbo action?)
Just when you thought the American right couldnt get any more absurd, weve now got news that cartoons including, get this, a sponge are gay.
Nipple So all of this is acceptable family behavior but a (black) nipple (the lifeblood of babies) isnt?
And why is it that the ugly white guy got off while the black chick got all the blame?
I know its not all Americans
but as much as we do share a similar language and TV sets, its moments like these that should serve to remind Canadians that we are in fact a very different country. Thats not to say that we dont have our share or right wing nuts, but our country is far too busy setting up gay marriages and finding alternatives to NHL hockey to get all bent up over a drawing of a fucking sponge.
First, let me get a rant about the Super Bowl over with. I watched it last year (2004) on my uncles big ass HDTV set. I saw ads for alcohol, and assorted commercial shit
but easily the most memorable spots were the many plugs for pills that give men hard-ons. And what about the exotic dancers? Oh yeah
theyre technically called cheerleaders. But they sure as hell look like strippers to me. They cant dance. They slither, shake and gyrate to the delight of thousands of limp drunk men who drool, catcall and peepshow them until the football game gets in the way.
SpongeBob Buster and Patty Ultimately, our decision was based on the fact that we recognize this is a sensitive issue, and we wanted to make sure that parents had an opportunity to introduce this subject to their children in their own time. said Lea Sloan, vp of media relations at PBS.
Id rather them [The Simpsons] not do it at all, says L. Brent Bozell III, president of the Parents Television Council. Youve got a show watched by millions of children. Do children need to have gay marriage thrust in their faces as an issue? Why cant we just entertain them?
Now I havent seen every episode of SpongeBob, but Ive seen quite a few. Im not the sharpest tack on the floor when it comes to codes, but I dont ever recall seeing anything that would remotely suggested to me that SpongeBob or any other character on that show was gay or even interested in sex. SpongeBob has always seemed like a slightly retarded teen who likes nothing more than to hang with his friends and do stupid things.
What struck me most about the reaction to the recent gay episodes of The Simpsons and Postcards from Buster were these two quotes:

























Amazing!!! Great Idea.
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