Animation Pimp: Justice League — What’s with These People?

Jarvis is going through a superhero phase so weve been taking in a variety of DC/Marvel related books, action figures, movies and TV shows. One show that has really got his fancy is the Justice League. This is pretty surprising to me since its a relatively dark and mature-wanna-be show that often addresses issues of identity, culture and race. Anyhow Ive been watching the first season along with Jarv and Im a bit baffled and mildly (and I mean MILDLY) miffed over the direction and inconsistencies of the show.
Extreme Violence without Death Dialogue
I wrote about this two years or so ago, but it tightens my girdle every time I see massive explosions, shooting and other WMD assaults without there being any deaths. People tend to get helped up while slowing massaging their head as if theyve got nothing more than a slight headache. The message to kids: Death is not okay, but extreme displays of violence are. Second message to kids: Extreme displays of colorful violence on other humans have no fatal or even critical effects; just a slight headache.
The dialogue in this show is dreadful, e.g., after Batman has dismantled a nuclear weapon (where the fug was Superman?) Green Lantern says, You did it. Batman, with all the originality and modesty of a basket says, NO, we did it. Hey kids, theres no I in team. However, as some schmuck pointed out, there is an M and an E. But okay, I know I know
What do you expect? one of you well-intended readers will say. I say it again: I expect better and so should you especially from Batman.
Batman
Why is Batman so pissed off all the time? Okay, his parents were murdered, but that was about 30-35 years ago. Meantime, he becomes a multi-millionaire, a successful scientist and a pretty good superhero (see
to me
Elastic Man is sort of a lame superhero). Id say he turned out okay. Maybe hes fed up with having to save the day in almost every episode. See Batman is the only real human of the bunch and has no superpowers so its kind of ironic that he often has to come in and save their alien butts from doom. Its not even just doom-related events. These superfools cant even seem to figure out basic stuff. For example, when doctors are trying to figure out what is wrong with an injured Aquaman; Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Martian Snoozer and Superman are all dumbfounded. Fortunately Batman arrives in time to tell the doctor that Aquaman just needs to be placed in saltwater. Well Jesus, any blind, half-brained goat coulda solved that puzzle so why the heck cant these superpowered aliens? I could see that being frustrating. Im certain that Batman has a drinking problem too. If not, he should.
























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