This leads me to my biggest beef. During this particular visit I heard more than one (i.e., a few) student say in a real disturbing desperate-for-anything — “If I say it, it’ll come true” manner that they were just going to be a character animator or a modeller/renderer. There was NO passion in their voices. It was like they’d resigned themselves to being a civil servant or an information systems technician. In each case, they begged off worrying about any other aspect of their work. They didn’t think the other stuff mattered. Sad, sad, sad.

OK — I know that the priority of a college is to prepare a student for a career, to get them a job. It’s about training first and foremost. But isn't even that approach a bit sloppy? Why settle for being a one-dimensional schmuck? It’s like hockey. No one I know ever dreamed of being a fourth liner. I had no visions of killing penalties or clogging up zones or becoming a low scoring defensive defense man. I doubt anyone ever did. We all wanted to be the superstars; the guys who scored the goals, who led the team, who could do ANYTHING asked of them whether it was man the powerplay, take an important draw, start fights or kill penalties. You wanted to be THE guy who could do whatever the coach called upon him to do. Not a single third or fourth line "role" player ever DREAMED of having that role.

So, I cannot understand these kids who apathetically dream of a life rendering. I can’t even imagine that in the ol’ days anyone dreamed of being an ink-and-painter. Heck… should ANYONE under the age of 30 just pin the tale and say, ‘That’s it, that’s me for the next 50 years?’

It’s a weird time and there are always strange circumstances. Some schools don’t give a damn as long as the check cashes. That means that they accept virtually anyone who applies (and that’s not a bad thing either). Finding qualified/experienced teachers is another problem especially in areas where salaries are low. Sometimes you don’t get the most inspired teachers. They come to school, do their job, and leave. But hey… sometimes you might have the greatest teacher right under your nose, but you’re in such a seemingly apocalyptic phase that you’re too angry, stupid, or drunk to recognize it. Maybe post-secondary studies should only start at 25 or 30. Spend that period traveling, living, fucking (men and women)… just doin’ STUFF (and no I don’t mean knock up a gal and get married).

What do all these grades and reviews mean anyway? These kids I met were so stressed out over these, in truth, rather well-intended but random/limited judgements. It’s like I’ve said before about festivals. Just because one festival rejects (and even then, maybe in another year that festival would have accepted your work) yours doesn’t mean another will. School can be pretty meaningless in the long run. I remember how important it was for me initially when I could state that I had a B.A. on my CV, now I don’t really care.

HOWEVER… that being said… even in the darkest, most decadent and seemingly pointless Pimp rants, I can still VERY CLEARLY see university’s influence on me. It just sort of snuck up on me… like… what lame analogy can I use: a seed blossomed into a flower? A grape into a wine? Ugh. Umm... OK... how about… school’s kinda like a hard-on; it can take time, but when it comes, it’s well worth that wait.

Let’s not end so negatively. You didn’t ask, but here are my picks for, not the best (what does that mean?), the most routinely interesting, provocative and original animation schools around. No particular order:

Royal College of Art (U.K.)
La Cambre (Belgium)
KASK (Belgium)

(Why is it that with two strong schools, Belgium really doesn’t seem to have much of an animation community?)

Turku Arts Academy (Finland)
Rhode Island School of Design (USA)
National Film and Television School (U.K.)
California Institute of the Arts (USA)
Supinfocom (France)

On the horizon?
La Poudriere, Ecole du Film d’Animation (France)

Honorable Mention:
Emily Carr School of Art and Design (Canada)

Chris Robinson is but a man. His hobbies include squirrel taunting, goat thumping, meat dancing and elderly peeping. You can find the results at http://asifa.net/robinson