Next up is Fucks Pause, Faux Pas and Fox Paws. A fox wakes up, sees a hottie and tries to bang her (he’s also got a HUGE willie), she flees to the rabbit’s house (bring on the Groucho-inspired voice actor) and after the rabbit saves her from the lecherous fox, she and Bugs do the meat dance on every piece of furniture in the house. The fox observes from a window and is somewhat miffed and hey, I don’t blame him. Why is the bunny getting rewarded with the same damn thing the fox wanted? Fox decides to blow the house up with a cannon but bunny blocks the hole with his willie, and shoots his sneeze all over the fox. Out of nowhere the fox turns to a machine for "I Can’t Get No," and then the bunny rides off with the girl. So okay…the animation (low grade Warner style) is passable, even pretty good, but the sex scenes are too fast, performed coldly, frantically and with no love. On top of that, the ‘ink and line’ GIRL is screwin’ a rabbit. Who finds cartoon bestiality erotic? Not me.

Next is Buggery on the High Sea (I give the L.A. hipsters credit for their imaginative titles). This one's got, let's see, a bunny, pig and mouse on a pirate ship. They see an island of…you guessed it!...hotties. But before they can say land HO, some other band of devious cat pirates are already diggin’ for oil. So a fight ensues and the pig’s crew thrashes the cat pirates and boy, it’s nasty! Some sharks bite YOU KNOW WHAT off the cat pirates. Meantime the pig and his pals take a stab at the gals -- who don’t seem to care who their dancin’ with…

HEY, a see saw ride. WOW! That’s not how I remember it.

Meanwhile, the pig and pals roam around the island some more and find dark meat. "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum." But replace the "r" with a "c." Jesus…this is gettin' weird. Suddenly Dumbo is givin' a gal a hell of an enema. The cat pirates end up in a pot gettin' cooked. I don’t know, this whole animal thing is weirdin’ me out, and the sex scenes are just too brief to give me time to feel anything. THERE IS NO LOVE HERE and Christ, these voice over actors make it worse 'cause they’re tryin’ to be stand ups and they ain't funny in that "laugh WITH us don’t kill us" way. Animation is bearable.

Bowery Boys Meets The Bimbos. Oh boy, the v.o. gang really gets to spread their acting chops but hey, get a load of this technique. It’s silhouette. Looks like a lost Lotte Reiniger film. This is almost festival worthy…and I swear that one of the Mr. Show cast members is doin’ a voice here. He’s almost managing to parody the overacted parody of the other ‘actors.’ And how's about this for improv: "What I see gives my tongue an erection."

Okay…so four guys ‘stumble’ (of course) upon a sorority house where four girls are sittin' on a bed scrubbing the garden. Oh…gee…I think I felt a tinglin' here. But I am not sure if it's for potential ‘real’ girl-girl action or for the orange hued vaguely Fantasia inspired expressionistic backgrounds. Okay so a gang bang ensues and the boys leave. End. Best of the lot so far.

Tarzan Swings Again, not a very inspiring title. Blonde arrives on a native island and the "coons" (their words not mine) want some trim but as the hostile "coons" (their words not mine) approach, Tarzan swings down, grabs their dicks and beats them. No, not the dicks. The "coons" (their words not mine). Jane rewards Tarzan for his bravery with…what’s this…a hand job! Jesus, that’s IT? Frosty the...oh wait...okay no. There’s more and wow, he’s using his rod as a fishing pole, and hey, there’s a big queen mama arrivin’. Tarzan drops Jane and moves onto the Queen, so Jane gets pissed off and starts sharing with the "coons" (you know), which is pretty silly since she didn’t want them to touch her from the beginning. Jesus…finicky beech. Oh and yeah…no arousal here and animation is quite sub-par…lots of cycling.

Arabian Delights: a sheik has gee, a harem. Oh hey...great finally some girl-girl action. Not only does this momentarily arouse me, but it triggers the rest of the harem to pounce on the sheik. Oh damn gee, that’s terrible. Happened to me during my first dance at 15. The tent’s collapsed. Okay so he sees a doc, who gives him some tonic. HA HA HA. He’s growin’ boobs. Oh dear, he drank the wrong potion. Now he finds the male drink, gulps it down and goes nuts…so nuts that he starts shaggin' his male butler. So this works for a while. But now he’s overwhelmed by his task. He can't possibly fulfil the needs of all these women. So he builds this contraption that stimulates all the erogenous zones at once (plastic dildo, nipple puller, gardening glove, back door key).