Deconstruction Zone — Part 2
So enamored is Dennis of these ideas that he drags up the conjectures of Saturday Morning Fever authors Timothy and Kevin Burke; Dennis notes that the Burkes suggest possible gay relationships on Scooby-Doo, Where Are You? between Daphne and Velma or even Scooby and Shaggy. However, Dennis, in defense of the alleged heterosexual shift, reaches the conclusion that these relationships do not meet criteria for romantic coding.
Any serious reading of this section in Saturday Morning Fever (pp. 105-111) quickly reveals that the Burkes were, in a most un-academic fashion, goofing. In the preceding paragraphs of said section the Burkes also proffer the idea that Scooby snacks were mind-altering drugs and that the Mystery Machine traversed the country selling dope, with the gang as a crew of dealers. As for any specific statements on the sexual orientations of Scooby and Shaggy, the Burkes plainly dismiss the issue: Sometimes a cartoon character is just a cartoon character (p. 106).
My skepticism gathered momentum when Dennis suggested that the inclusion of Smurfette into the Hanna-Barbera adaptation of The Smurfs was engendered ... specifically to provide an object for the Smurfs heterosexual desire and defuse conjectures that they might be really gay. (The Smurfs, it will be recalled, were an exclusively male enclave in their Belgian incarnation prior to U.S. import.) I noted in the articles bibliography that Dennis used Hal Ericksons outstanding book Television Cartoon Shows: An Illustrated Encyclopedia 1949-1993 as a reference for the article. The author might have turned to page 458, where Erickson informs readers that the inclusion of Smurfette represented ...bowing to merchandising dictates... the better to appeal to little girl toy consumers. Young girls represented all-important network rating points as well.


Now, guess which Smurf was the most frequently merchandised of the bunch? (Hint: It wasnt Papa Smurf.) In television, economics and profits easily trump nervous assumptions that kids might code The Smurfs as a cheery blue version of Queer Nation. When a highly educated author appears to misinterpret or discount the information found in the very research texts he or she is smurfing, it may be a sign that analytic method driven by subjective viewpoint has taken precedence over the material being analyzed.
























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