Illustration by Andreas Hykade.Courtesy of Chris Robinson.

"Long Live Tits"

Yo, yo, yo ladies.
Da pimp is here
makin' wit da mouth.
Ya know what I am sayin'.

Been hearin' some yappin'
'bout couple o' films:
Ring of Fire
and Night of the Carrots.

Seems you honeys be
thinkin' they be crappin' on ya all.
Making da ladies look bad.
Ya know what I'm sayin'.

Dat makes da pimp mad.
He don't like no rain from da honeys.
Less it involves cork poppin'.
Rather be mackin' than yappin'.
Ya know what I'm sayin'.

Okay...y'all listen up.
Carrots got a few ladies:
that salivin' elevator button,
a big titty waitress,
a yappin' German egg
and da fat kid's mom.

View a clip of Night of the Carrots directed by Priit Parn. © EESTI Joonisfilm. 320X240 | 160X1

Don't understand da problem ladies.
All da men be biscuit arsed smack offs.
They be huddled away in rooms with nothin' but fantasies.
What u see of da ladies is nuttin' but views through the eyes of cave men.
Ya know what I'm sayin'.

Seems dat feminism gone so far dat no one be 'llowed to say shit 'bout no woman.
Don't seem right if ya ask me.
'Sides...how many fuggin' German speakin' sister eggs do ya know?
Ya know what I'm sayin'.

Da imagined, desired world ya all are dreamin' of, don't exist.
Not sayin' it shouldn't -- cause da pimp got nuttin' but lovin' for all ya sweets --
but ya all be dreamin'. Dis here film be showin' da world for what it is, not what it should be.
Da man all be IDIOTS. Don't hear da men 'plainin.'
'Sides...there be stupid MEN and stupid WOMEN.
Ya know what I'm sayin'.

Main man Diego don't do nuttin'. Bloody fool dat's all.
Time ya hardboileds stop confusin' your reality with da others.
Ain't no one reality ladies and be time ya stop tinkin' 'cause just ain't so.
Ya know what I'm sayin'.

As with the Fire film.
From da get go, this guy Hykade is da BOMB.
'Side the Uke and Estonian, he is king of da cartoons right now.
Ya know what I'm sayin'.